![]() ![]() A serving is still defined as 8oz, and the Java Monster can says it contains "about 2" servings. I should mention that regular Monster comes in 16oz cans, while Java Monster comes in 15oz cans. My guess is the coffee flavoring made it less necessary to load on the sugar to make it palatable. A several-year period of caffeine addiction (now broken) has left me with a muted response to such stimulants, and the taste alone can't justify the purchase.įrom the nutritional information section, there doesn't seem to be any real difference between Monster energy drinks except for a surprising reduction in sugar for the Java brand. Unfortunately the vaunted kick that energy drinks are so renowned for simply isn't there for me either. Much like the delicious Starbucks Frappuccino, another one of my favorite coffee-based drinks, I simply can't justify purchasing them regularly at their current price. While an interesting taste sensation, energy drinks are ridiculously expensive at $2.29 a can and I have no intention of buying them regularly. ![]() So when selecting an energy drink, I'd recommend going by flavor for its own sake rather than any promise of what it implies, since it doesn't seem to deliver. But the flavor is misleading, it has no actual extra kick to show for it. Interestingly, the more strongly coffee-flavored Mean Bean is the one with "natural flavors" farthest down the list. The biggest difference is that the sixth, seventh and eighth ingredients, while still identical, are just switched around. The first five ingredients in the list are identical in both name and order. ![]() Upon close comparison of the Java Monster flavors, it becomes clear that they are, chemically, nearly identical drinks. Loca Moca tastes more like Originale, but with a delicate hint of chocolate mixed in, just enough that it doesn't clash with the coffee taste. In fact, I will go so far as to say the lack of aftertaste made Java Monster Mean Bean my favorite energy drink of all, as it's the only one of any brand I've tried that manages to do this. Mean Bean is more strongly coffee flavored and its energy drink aftertaste is barely perceptible, making it my preferred selection of the pair. The main difference between Java Monster Originale and Java Monster Mean Bean is that Originale is less strongly coffee flavored (it's barely there), and has a stronger energy drink aftertaste. So it appears to be nothing more than flavoring. Unfortunately, analysis of the ingredients reveals no more or less caffeine than any other Monster flavor, buried within the 2500mg of "energy blend" in all their products. All three flavors of Java Monster feature a prominent coffee flavor, promising you that extra kick in the pants you're sucking down an energy drink for in the first place. I generally don't like Mocha but some versions of it can be pretty good, so I gave it a shot. This time it lead me to try Java Monster Originale, Java Monster Mean Bean, and Java Monster Loca Moca. Occasionally this leads to discoveries like the Wendy's Frosty-cino, a marketing gimmick to combine the success of the Frosty with the current coffee fad that is so cynical it couldn't help but succeed. However, due to various personal failings, I have a compulsion to drink anything that tastes or even claims to taste like coffee. This isn't surprising, as most energy drinks of any brand taste almost exactly like a candy necklace that's been sitting on your counter for 2 weeks before you remember to eat it. The popular Monster line of energy drinks includes a number of flavors, most of which taste like stale candy. "Half the caffeine of regular coffee, Twice the Buzz!" Java Monster: Originale, Mean Bean, and Loca Moca ![]()
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